A wacky teenage ****** comedy of the sort that proliferated in the mid-1980s, this farce is notable for featuring two lead actors who would go on to bigger and better things. Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp star as Ben and Jack, respectively, teen buddies who are on the ****** prowl for beautiful, wealthy girls at a posh Miami resort where they are weekend guests. Also on the prowl is The Maestro (Hector Elizondo), a skilled jewel thief who evades detection by cross-dressing as a woman while he pursues the diamond necklace of society woman Amanda Rawlings (Dody Goodman). When they accidentally run afoul of the Maestro, Ben and Jack suddenly have their hands full. Private Resort was the third in a series of comic teen ****** romps from producer R. Ben Efraim, each of which had the word Private in the title. Karl Williams, Rovi
- Genre: Comedy
- Category Slapstick
- Theme: Jewel Theft, Vacation Romances
- Rating: R - Not For Children, Nudity, Adult Situations, Adult Language, Slapstick Violence
- Studio: Sony Pictures
- Run Time: 01 hr 22 min
- Edition: Restored / Remastered
- Language: French, English, Portuguese
- Subtitle Language: Portuguese, Japanese, French, Spanish, English
- Picture Format: widescreen
- Release Date: June 27, 2006
- Lead Actor: Johnny Depp, Hector Elizondo, Emily Longstreth, Karyn O'Bryan, Rob Morrow
- Supporting Actor: Dody Goodman, Lonnie Wun, Hilary Shepard, Phyllis Franklin, Lucy Lee Flippin, Jeremy Lawrence, Karen Chase, Ray Forchion, Jonathan Prince, Christopher Wolf, Vickie Benson, Leslie Easterbrook, Tony Azito, Andrew Dice Clay, Michael Bowen, Greg Wynne, Susan Mechsner, Lisa London, Nora Gaye, Ron House
- Director: George Bowers