Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you8217;ll discover:nbsp;How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don8217;t hate them because they8217;re beautiful when there are so many other reasons)
ebay addiction and why 8220;It ain8217;t worth having if it ain8217;t on ebay8221;
Why today8217;s children8217;s clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
And so much morenbsp;
Celia Rivenbark8217;s essays about life in today8217;s South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.