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50 Things Not to Do After 50 : From Naming Your Pets after Tolkien Characters to Signaling "Peace Out"

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If you or someone you know has just turned fifty, it’s time to accept that the rules of life have changed, and that fifty isnot the new thirty for most of us. Leland Gregory understands the forgetful minds, sagging bodies, and flagging pride of his fellow middle-agers, and in50 Things Not to Do after 50, he offers helpful advice aimed at combating the humiliations this stage of life can bring.For example, regardless of your gender, under no circumstances should you everattempt to wear leather pantsstart a story that involves a lot of namesyou'll forget most of them before the story is overstalk your high school sweetheart on Facebook. You might discover the person you had the hots for in 10th grade isn’t so hot anymoreget drunk in Pamplona and deciding to run with the bullsvolunteer to be a drug muleSay things like "fo’shizzle,""whatev," or "cray-cray"And do we really need to mention thongs, Speedos, or jeggings?50 Things Not to Do after 50 is a lighthearted and sometimes painfully on-target book about how what we used to do in our twenties, thirties, and forties should be avoided at all costs now that we’re in our fifties.

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