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Highlights

  • Cards Against Humanity’s all-new Clam-O-Naise® combines creamy, tangy mayo with the delicious fresh taste of real clams.
  • Includes the all-new CLAM-O-PACK hidden deep inside the mayonnaise, featuring 30 incredible cards about clams and creaminess.
  • Every single jar comes with a FREE CLAM-O-PRIZE! Win real pearls, clam-themed vacations, merch, or even a CAR!
  • What’s that TASTE!? The delicious smoky tang of Clam-O-Naise® is inspired by the beloved dish "Clams Casino," featuring flavors of garlic, bacon, and white wine.
  • Only at Target.
  • Ages 17+.

Description

It’s clam time, America! Cards Against Humanity’s all-new Clam-O-Naise® combines creamy, tangy mayo with the delicious fresh taste of real clams. We’re not messing around! We worked with a team of serious chefs and food scientists to bring you a shockingly-delicious clam-flavored mayonnaise. Every jar comes with 30 incredible new cards hidden inside and a FREE Clam-O-Prize! So what are you waiting for?
Contains: Cod, Soy, Eggs
State of Readiness: Ready to Use
Package Quantity: 1
Net weight: 22 Ounces
TCIN: 85008806
UPC: 817246020811
Item Number (DPCI): 087-10-0434
Origin: Imported
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Shipping details

Estimated ship dimensions: 3.7 inches length x 3.7 inches width x 5.6 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 1.8 pounds

Return details

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Q: In the toy section or the condiment section?

submitted by Amy B - 1 year ago
  • A: Toy section is where it is located

    submitted byClamOnaise - 1 year ago
4.2 out of 5 stars with 120 reviews
78% would recommend
38 recommendations
quality: 4.64 out of 5
value: 4.52 out of 5
length of play: 4.46 out of 5
broad age appeal: 4.17 out of 5

I survived the clamonaise

1 out of 5 stars
Thumbs down graphic, would not recommend
Jess - 5 months ago
There was nothing I liked about this product. The smell of it alone was enough to bring me to my knees. My body took a screenshot when the clam stench wafted toward me like a brick wall. Even today, I remember how I felt when the jar was opened. I talked about this mayo with my therapist. It smells like 100 clams were drenched in cat pee and left to sizzle in the sunlight for hours. Additionally, the jar was unsealed and there was a ring of dark brown dried up clamonaise around where the lid is supposed to be. I feel like I was on an episode of what would you do
39 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Great concept- poor packaging

4 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Cadplayer1 - 10 months ago, Verified purchaser
Great concept- cards are hysterical but I was unable to try the mayo because the container was open when I received it.
9 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Quirky

4 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
ephulman - 10 months ago, Verified purchaser
Loved this as a gift for my son. Unfortunately, it did arrive with a crack in the jar so it leaked, but Target replaced it. I’m not a huge fan of mayonnaise, and it seemed a bit runny, but others think it tastes OK. All in all, it’s a fun gift and worth it! And we won more cards! Bonus! 😂
value: 5 out of 5
quality: 5 out of 5
broad age appeal: 4 out of 5
12 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Yummy!!!

4 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Alexis - 11 months ago
It smells exactly like you expect it would. And I mean… exactly… however bad you think it smells…. You’re right.
quality: 5 out of 5
value: 4 out of 5
length of play: 3 out of 5
broad age appeal: 3 out of 5
17 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Great Chridtmas gift

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Tada - 11 months ago, Verified purchaser
Great gift for everyone who plays card against humanity
length of play: 5 out of 5
quality: 5 out of 5
value: 5 out of 5
broad age appeal: 5 out of 5
1 guest found this review helpful. Did you?

At least it didn't leak

3 out of 5 stars
Mary - 11 months ago
Our Clam-onaise arrived as ordered. We got one for ourselves and one for a friend who collects the cards. Unfortunately, both jars were opened. Since most mayo based products have to be refrigerated after opening, we won't be tasting the clam-onaise-y goodness. The cards should be fun though.
8 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Yes, it's mayonnaise. Yes, there is a prize. Yes, there are cards.

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
NotAnotherUsername - 11 months ago
It’s just so weird lol. Not sure how much like clams it tastes, but there’s a ton of garlic. It doesn’t smell of clams. There’s a QR code for the prize. Tons of fun either way.
value: 5 out of 5
quality: 5 out of 5
broad age appeal: 3 out of 5
length of play: 5 out of 5
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The gag gift tih expect

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Allegra - 1 year ago
The cards came carefully wrapped in plastic in the jar of clam-o-naise. Used tongs to get them out, rinsed them under the sink, dumped all the clam-o-naise in the trash then soaked the jar to keep for something else. Or if you're a heathen that likes Miracle Whip, you'll love the gross, tangy taste of clam-o-naise. Oh, and the cards were hilarious, too.
broad age appeal: 5 out of 5
length of play: 5 out of 5
quality: 5 out of 5
value: 5 out of 5
7 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Leaking and stinky

1 out of 5 stars
Thumbs down graphic, would not recommend
BrokenOpen - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
Like many others, mine came with the top opened up and leaking.
broad age appeal: 1 out of 5
length of play: 1 out of 5
quality: 1 out of 5
value: 1 out of 5
8 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Clamtastic

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Don - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
I love the viscosity of this product.
length of play: 5 out of 5
quality: 5 out of 5
value: 5 out of 5
10 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Good

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Lilliavana - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
Taste good. Cards good.
4 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

CLAM O NOWAY!

3 out of 5 stars
Cindeezy - 1 year ago
The jar arrived unsealed and the mayonnaise smelled weird. I decided not to risk my life and dumped the contents down the drain. The cards inside were clamtabulous and I won a catastrophe deck. I hope the clamtrastrophe I dumped down my drain doesn't clam up our sewer.
16 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Second time is the charm

4 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Yuri - 1 year ago
After the first damaged (exploded) delivery, I got this one in decent condition the second try. The lid was a bit loose, with a small amount of leaf but not actual spillage. Looking forward to giving this gift even if I'd rather not be around when she looks for the cards inside. I do not care for the smell of this one bit. Am told it tastes good.
broad age appeal: 2 out of 5
length of play: 5 out of 5
quality: 4 out of 5
value: 4 out of 5
1 guest found this review helpful. Did you?

Makes a mean grilled cheese

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Nessa - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
Tangy, delicious, really hoping they start selling it as a regular item without the cards.
broad age appeal: 5 out of 5
length of play: 5 out of 5
quality: 5 out of 5
value: 5 out of 5
5 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Clams! Haha

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Rjvs224 - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
Classic Cards Against Humanity to make you work for more great cards and a possible prize
quality: 5 out of 5
broad age appeal: 5 out of 5
value: 5 out of 5
length of play: 5 out of 5
2 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Strange but fun

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Antonia - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
So strange but fun! I bought this for my brother who loves cards against humanity.
broad age appeal: 5 out of 5
quality: 5 out of 5
length of play: 5 out of 5
value: 5 out of 5
3 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Delicious too

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Millerlj - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
It is actually quite delicious, we also won another pack of cards that came with flower seeds to plant, just received the prize pack today.
length of play: 5 out of 5
quality: 5 out of 5
value: 5 out of 5
broad age appeal: 5 out of 5
5 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Broken seal

2 out of 5 stars
Thumbs down graphic, would not recommend
Tubby - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
The seal was broken and it looked intentional.
7 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

Unsealed Item

3 out of 5 stars
Thumbs down graphic, would not recommend
Intended Gift - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
Bought as a gift with no intention of opening myself but after seeing some reviews decided to see if the product was sealed. After inspection I found it is not sealed. Not sure if the intended receiver would have liked to taste the product but what a shame that decision was taken from them. Also not sure if the product prize was redeemed yet or not since it’s been opened. I saw one on the shelf in store and that too was also unsealed.
10 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

It's clams!

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Evergreena3 - 1 year ago, Verified purchaser
it's mayonnaise with the delicious taste of baked clams. Two great tastes that taste great together!
broad age appeal: 5 out of 5
value: 5 out of 5
quality: 5 out of 5
length of play: 5 out of 5
2 guests found this review helpful. Did you?

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