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Don't Go to Jail! : Saul Goodman's Guide to Keeping the Cuffs Off (Hardcover)
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Got the long arm of the law around your neck?Does Lady Justice have her eye on you?Were you set-up at a line-up?Saul Goodman and Associates can help!
There are some crazy laws out there. Did you know that in New Mexico there’s a law that says “idiots” can’t vote? Or that Massachusetts still has a ban on Quakers and witches? Or that in Georgia it’s illegal to put a donkey in a bathtub?
Even if you’re not bathing a donkey (and hey, if you are, no judgment from me!), you could be breaking the law right now and not even know it. That’s why you need my book.
Don’t Go to Jail is the Suzuki Esteem of legal guides: the cheapest and most reliable way to stay out of the courts and in the good graces of the criminal justice system.
Want to be your own attorney? Want to avoid getting hauled in on a warrant? Want to find an explanation for the baggie of “your friend’s” ****** the cops found in your car? Here’s your chance to get this and much more indispensable legal advice, and all for much less than my hourly fee.