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Excuses, Excuses (Hardcover)

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A side-splitting collection of excuses for getting out of work?if you can get your boss to believe them

Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting "osmosis," and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked)?all of which, and more, are presented in this surreal and off-the-wall book! Caution: Not recommended for use in actual workplace scenarios.

Number of Pages: 64.0

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