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For This We Left Egypt? : A Passover Haggadah for Jews and Those Who Love Them (MP3-CD) (Dave Barry &

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If you’ve ever suffered through a Passover Seder, you’re well aware of the fact that the entire evening can feel like we’re still in ******. There are endless stories, frequent hand washing, and not enough eating. The book you hold before you is no ordinary Haggadah. For This We Left Egypt? is a hilarious and entertaining parody from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach. These award-winning comedy writers take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your house by setting it on fire with a standard blowtorch (preferably outdoors), to breaking the middle matzah—that is, if you can find a piece that isn’t already broken, to a hilariously absurd retelling of the Passover story featuring Pharaoh Schmuck, a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, and the Promised Land which turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. Also included are useless commentary and thought-provoking discussion questions throughout such as: Is Manischewitz considered a plague? Publishing just in time for Passover, this book will be the perfect gift book from G-d that you’ll want to share and laugh over with friends and family.

Number of Pages: 1121
Genre: Humor, Religion + Beliefs
Format: Mp3_cd
Publisher: Brilliance Audio
Author: Dave Barry & Alan Zweibel & Adam Mansbach
Language: English
Street Date: March 7, 2017
TCIN: 51838841
UPC: 9781536626872
Item Number (DPCI): 248-35-3407
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