HalloweenCostumes.com Munchkin Costume for Men.

Short people are not useless. We have many uses beyond cuteness. We can always reach the things on the shortest shelves. We are good at decorating the bottom of the tree, better even than elves. We can exhibit the latest, coolest, and the cutest clothes, even if sometimes we have to pick from the children's rows.You have always wondered what it would be like to be a munchkin. Instead of a giant lumpkin. You'd rather be short. You want to make the coolest shortest fort, yet still be able to drink port. And you are already afraid of scary witches. Upon seeing one, you nearly wet your britches. You are basically the king of your a capella group. And just imagine the munchkin troupe! Everyone jolly, and dancing. Showing off your skill before letting any beautiful travelers recoup. Even after she came in on a storm. But, look at your beautiful form!Now you, a non-short person, can live a little as an honorable munchkin. Not some tall city bumpkin. At least for a Halloween. There will be nothing unforeseen when you put on this Munchkin Costume, however your size will distort. You might not actually be short, but you can pretend. But, be sure your frivolity is not to offend. You can sing all those songs that are fantastical, the ones that are so classical. Dance in swirling patterns with munchkin girls. They are as beautiful as pearls. Then when the Halloween festivities are over you can skip on to your abode, across the yellow stone road. To your little circular hut, you will traipse. Just keep an eye out for any flying apes!