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Hillary Clinton Coloring Book : The Adult Coloring Book of Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton
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Ok, let’s face facts, Hillary Clinton is larger than life. She’s also a alleged criminal in a variety of ways. But she’s our criminal! An American criminal. A scoundrel of the first order, with royal blood running through her hardened veins!
This is more than just an Adult Coloring book. Much more. At the heart of everything we do as humans we have politics. Whether or not we may follow the ups and downs of the presidential election, it’s arguably the biggest and most revered election process in the world.
Sure, you may think that all of the candidates are talking heads, little more than poo-slinging puppets with the hands of their donors shoved so far up their collective backsides that you can actually see their fingers when the candidates talk . . . and you’re probably correct to an extent.
The ‘common man’ or ‘woman’ doesn’t run for president of the United States of America. And even those extremely idealistic patriots who may start down a long path of political idealism eventually find their hopes and ambitions eroded by the realities that a life of politics does.
This book will allow you to take out your frustrations, celebrate your victories, lament your defeats and share in the ups and downs of the election process. So without further ado, let’s have a little fun.
Alright Hillary, here we come. Prepare your image to be desecrated with all the colors in the $13.57 marker set I just bought. Oh, and Hillary, if you ever find yourself answering for all of those very curious deaths that surround Whitewater, your Husband’s dubious Political Career, and all the other suspicious crap you guys have pulled late at night as the shredders were running . . . just stand proud. You might just the President of the United States, and just pardon yourself!