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Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger (Paperback) (Brontez Purnell)

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“Brontez is a raw tongue of flame blazing through all the blatant fakery and insincere bull****** of today’s gay/music/human scene. This audacious non-memoir burnt the hair off the back of my neck and had me rolling with glee.” —S.F. Bay Guardian

A dirty cult-classic put out in a small batch by an underground publisher (Rudos and Rubes) in 2015, Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger recounts the life of an artist and “old school homosexual” who bears a big resemblance to author Brontez Purnell. Our hero doesn’t trust the new breed of ****** taking over San Francisco, though. They wear bicycle helmets, seat belts, and condoms. Meanwhile, he sabotages his relationships, hallucinating affection while cruising in late night parks, bath-houses, and other nooks and crannies of a newly-conservative, ruined city.

Furiously original, vital, and messy, this funny “non-memoir” uncovers a revelatory truth for the age: there are things far scarier than HIV.



Number of Pages: 166.0
Genre: Fiction + Literature Genres
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Consortium Book Sales & Dist
Author: Brontez Purnell
Language: English
Street Date: June 13, 2017
TCIN: 52742164
UPC: 9781936932153
Item Number (DPCI): 248-47-1593

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