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Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire : Because the Undead Have Feelings Too! (Hardcover) (Tim Collins)

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Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.

When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?
Nigel Mullet, a 100-year-old vampire doomed to spend eternity in the body of a socially awkward fifteen-year-old boy, records his attempts to impress the love of his life, Chloe, while battling an embarrassingly overwhelming desire to sink his fangs into her.
Number of Pages: 329
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
Sub-Genre: Science Fiction + Fantasy + Magic, Humorous Stories
Format: Hardcover
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Age Range: 9-12 years
Author: Tim Collins
Language: English
Street Date: August 24, 2010
TCIN: 12310199
UPC: 9781442411838
Item Number (DPCI): 247-04-3838
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