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Prince of Dorkness : More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire (Hardcover) (Tim Collins)

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With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do?

Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves.

Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?
With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the new school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think hersquo;s better looking than Nigel. Hersquo;s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And hersquo;s just stolen Nigelrsquo;s girlfriend. Whatrsquo;s a totally lame vampire to do?

Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriendrsquo;s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves.

Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?

Number of Pages: 331
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
Sub-Genre: Science Fiction + Fantasy + Magic, Humorous Stories
Format: Hardcover
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Age Range: 9-12 years
Author: Tim Collins
Language: English
Street Date: September 6, 2011
TCIN: 13607823
UPC: 9781442433885
Item Number (DPCI): 247-06-3832
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