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Sh!t No One Tells You : A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year (Paperback) (Dawn Dais)

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There comes a time in every new mother’s life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly ?bundle of joy” and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn’t buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.

Best-selling humor author Dawn Dais, mother to a one-year-old and author of The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais tells it like it is, revealing what it’s really like to be a new parent and providing helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they’re suddenly facing. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms?along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood.
A humorous guide for new mothers on caring for infants offers advice on the unpleasant aspects of parenting, including birthing without drugs, handling the volumes of waste babies create, and dealing with sleep deprivation.
Number of Pages: 247.0
Genre: Family + Relationships, Self Improvement
Sub-Genre: Personal Growth / General, Parenting / General, Life Stages / Infants + Toddlers
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Pgw
Author: Dawn Dais
Language: English
Street Date: June 4, 2013
TCIN: 14427558
UPC: 9781580054843
Item Number (DPCI): 248-82-1220

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EmilyB1 year ago
It's a quick read. I am about halfway through and have had many laugh out loud moments while reading. Absolutely hilarious, but still find it to be helpful!
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