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Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Read ( Uncle John's Bathroom Reader) (Paperback) by Bathroom Readers' Institute
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Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers? Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn?t help ourselves). That?s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles?such as. ?It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!? So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you?ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at?Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case.Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.Flubbed headlines: ?Brit'sh Left Waffles On House Floor?Quirky stars: Billy Idol?s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can?t Believe It?s Not Butter in his dressing room.Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a ?VIP,? be on the lookout for a ?Very Intoxicated Patient.?Comedian quips: ?I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ?Talk to the hand.-Zach GalifianakisSputtering sportscasters: ?If only faces could talk.? -Pat SummerallAnd much, much more!
Number of Pages: 287
Series Title: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
Publisher: Portable Pr
Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Street Date: October 15, 2013
Item Number (DPCI): 059-04-4931
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