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We're Asleep Dad - by Simon Key (Hardcover)

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"My kids are asleep. I know this because a paper airplane has just smashed against my head & on the wing someone has written 'we're asleep Dad.'"
"My kids have done their homework. I know this because according to them, this week their homework is to play 3 hours of Minecraft each night."
"My kids are ready to go out. I know this because they've hidden all their clothes." 

We're Asleep Dad is a collection of 100 laugh-out-loud tweets from a dad's perspective on the five main struggles of parenting: Bed Time, School, Food, Going Out ,and Weekends, complete with quirky hand-drawn illustrations. This hilarious book perfectly captures the ups and downs of what it's like to be a frazzled father on the front line.

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