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Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie - by David Lubar (Paperback)

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This hilarious novel chronicles Scott's freshman year, as he decides that high school would be a lot less overwhelming if it came with a survival manual. Here Scott records his first year of bullies, romance, honors, classes, and brotherhood.



Book Synopsis



Freaks and bullies, classes and crushes, this is high school.

Starting high school is never easy. Seniors take your lunch money. Girls you've known forever are suddenly beautiful and unattainable. And you can never get enough sleep. Could there be a worse time for Scott's mother to announce she's pregnant? Scott decides high school would be a lot less overwhelming if it came with a survival manual, so he begins to write down tips for his new sibling. Meanwhile, he's trying his best to capture the attention of Julia, the freshman goddess. In the process, Scott manages to become involved in nearly everything the school has to offer. So while he tries to find his place in the confusing world of high school, win Julia's heart, and keep his sanity, Scott will be recording all the details for his sibling's--and your--enjoyment.

Read the companion novel Sophomores and Other Oxymorons coming August 2015



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[A] fresh, genuinely funny picture of an earnest yet hapless teen . . .(BCCB)



About the Author



David Lubar is the author of many popular novels for young readers, including Hidden Talents and Dunk. He has also published many short stories in young adult anthologies. He lives in Pennsylvania.
Dimensions (Overall): 8.23 Inches (H) x 5.51 Inches (W) x .77 Inches (D)
Weight: .64 Pounds
Suggested Age: 12 Years
Number of Pages: 288
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
Sub-Genre: Humorous
Publisher: Speak
Format: Paperback
Author: David Lubar
Language: English
Street Date: April 1, 2007
TCIN: 12726467
UPC: 9780142407806
Item Number (DPCI): 248-49-6230
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.77 inches length x 5.51 inches width x 8.23 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.64 pounds
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