Dot's Homestyle Pretzels Parmesan Garlic Twists - 16oz

Pretzels are the best ever! I dont usually like pretzels.

Chapter 1: Love at First Crunch It was a Tuesday—or maybe a Thursday; time had lost all meaning since the pandemic—when I first locked eyes with her. There, in the snack aisle of my local grocery store, bathed in the fluorescent glow of existential dread and discounted cereal, she sat: Dot’s Homestyle Pretzels, Parmesan Garlic Seasoned Twists. The bag was modest, unassuming even, but the description? "Perfectly dusted with a mouthwatering blend of buttery, savory garlic and rich parmesan flavor." I scoffed. "Hyperbole," I muttered, tossing her into my cart with the reckless abandon of a man who had not yet experienced true love. Chapter 2: The First Bite (A.K.A. The Moment My Taste Buds Proposed) Back home, I tore open the bag with the urgency of a raccoon attacking a trash can. The aroma hit me like a freight train of umami. Garlic. Butter. Parmesan. A dusting of what I can only assume was culinary crack (MSG, you beautiful, misunderstood wizard). The first twist touched my lips. Time stopped. Angels sang. Or maybe that was just the sound of my own involuntary moaning. Either way, I knew: This was it. The snack I would think about at 3 a.m. The snack I would defend in heated online debates. The snack I would consider divorcing my partner for if they ever dared to finish the bag without me. Chapter 3: The Dark Truth (It’s Hershey. HERSHEY.) Days turned into weeks. My love for Dot’s Pretzels grew into an obsession. I Googled her. I needed to know everything. And then… I saw it. "Manufactured by Hershey." Hershey? The chocolate people? The same company responsible for those waxy "kisses" that taste like disappointment and broken dreams? How? Why? Was this some kind of corporate sleight of hand? A glitch in the Matrix? I spiraled. Had my entire understanding of snack physics been a lie? Was Hershey actually a front for a clandestine flavor laboratory run by renegade chefs and/or witches? Chapter 4: The Honeymoon Phase (and the Subsequent Intervention) I bought six bags. Then twelve. I started carrying them in my coat pockets "for emergencies." My friends staged an intervention. "Sarah, you can’t marry a pretzel," they pleaded. "Watch me," I hissed, clutching my bag like Gollum with the One Ring. Chapter 5: Happily Ever After (Until the Next Flavor Drop) And so here we are. Me, Dot’s Pretzels, and a love so pure, so savory, that not even the revelation of Hershey’s involvement could taint it. Some say true love doesn’t exist. Those people have clearly never tried Parmesan Garlic Seasoned Twists. The End. (Or just the beginning of my lifelong commitment to MSG-laden bliss.) P.S. Dot, if you’re reading this, call me. Let’s make this official. I’ll wear a pretzel-themed wedding dress. You bring the dust.

The Parmesan/Garlic pretzels are out of this world delicious. So buttery, salty and garlicky. You could not ask more in a snack.

These preztels are SO GOOD i would cut my head off for these pseztels! The best preztels ever, Try them now!

So much flavor, glad I tried this kind

These are even better than the original! I can’t believe it could get any better than the O.G. And Hershey did Dot & her family right with the amount they gave her!

Lots of garlic but also indescribable flavor. Will not purchase again. I will stick with the original. After this disappointment, very hesistant to try the cinnamon sugar.

Taste is okay but it doesn’t really taste like garlic parm. They’re also incredibly salty. My favorite is the mustard

So yummy I eat these everyday for a snack at work!love love love them.

I have been a big fan of Dot’s pretzels. I have tried several flavors, but original has always been my favorite. That was, until I tried these. They are like the original flavor, but with the taste amped up. Love them!

My son's favorite flavor. I need to buy 2 at a time

Very great tasting, need BOTH these and the cinna sugar ones!

So delicious! Careful- it’s so easy to eat the whole bag of these!

Yummy very yummy. Such good flavor

Love dots pretzels . All of the flavors! My kids love them too .

Horrible. The mustard and cinnamon ones are delicious. This was horrific.

These are mine & my family's favorite DOTS. VERY similar to the original, but as my 4 years old loved these and says they are less "spicey" and not as hard as the original flavor. I do find them less salty as the original and also original can get alittle heavy on the spices. They all have a buttery flavor but doesn't bother me. I was told these are limited and if they are, we will be sad when they go.

Super flavorful! Love these. Not too hard and lots of flavor. Just the right crunch!

These aren’t bad but they’re not good. I ate a couple but definitely would not buy again. The taste wasn’t what I was expecting but I might have had high expectations due to the mustard pretzels being so addicting and flavorful.

I can’t pinpoint what exactly it is about these pretzels, but they just take kind of weird and overly fake. Not my favorite.