I Need a New Butt! - by Dawn McMillan (Paperback)

About the Book

A boy notices his butt has a huge crack! Will he replace it with an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky storybook!

Book Synopsis

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem -- his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book -- no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." -- Storywraps

From the Back Cover

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem--his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book--no ifs, ands, or butts about it!
Dover (2014) republication of the edition originally published by Oratia Media Ltd., Auckland, New Zealand, 2012.
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About The Author

Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem Smaller, winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.