User post by @sydnacious3

@sydnacious3 La Croix is like that friend you always talk shit about but still hang out with (case in point, me and my La Croix nails 😭) . . La Croix tastes like your actual drink is still loading . . Cran-raspberry La Croix tastes like your officemate is putting on lotion. . . LaCroix tastes like it was made by a society in which flavor is the scarcest natural resource . . I feel like LaCroix is what juice would taste like to a ghost . . La Croix tastes like the only soft drink they'd allow in a dystopian future where no one is allowed to have emotions . . Every La Croix flavor tastes like it was created by someone who didn’t want to admit he’d never tasted fruit so had a friend quickly describe it to him. . . la croix tastes like someone ate a fruit salad and then burped into your water bottle . . La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room . . la croix tastes like my ability to retain information for exams if the exam im studying for is what certain fruits taste like . . #lacroix #lacroixwater #lacroixjokes #lacroixsucks #alsoiloveit #lacroixnails #whyamisobasic #ithinkineedhelp