Greenworks Folding Multi-Tool

Listen, I don’t camp. I don’t hike. I once got winded walking up the stairs with a burrito. But I bought this 6-in-1 multi-tool because I thought, “One day, I might need to open a bottle, cut a rope, fix a bike, survive a bear attack, and tighten a screw… all at once.” And buddy — I was right. The first thing I did when it arrived? Open a beer. With confidence. Like a man who owns cargo shorts and knows how to use a compass (I do not). Then I unfolded all the tools at once and just stared at them like a proud dad at a Swiss Army knife graduation. Need to cut something? It’s got a blade. Need to file your nails after cutting something? Bam. File. Need to stab open Amazon boxes aggressively because you’re still emotionally recovering from 2020? It slices. It dices. It therapeutically vents. It also has a screwdriver that somehow fits every screw in existence. I don’t know how. It might be magic. It might be an ancient relic passed down by handyman wizards. The build quality? Solid. Feels like it could survive a zombie apocalypse or an intense game of charades where tools are involved. Compact enough to fit in your pocket but mighty enough to make you feel like MacGyver’s better-looking cousin. Buy this thing. Even if you never use it, just holding it makes you 40% more prepared for life and at least 17% more attractive to people who like preparedness. 10/10. Would absolutely survive a camping trip in theory.