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The Honest Toddler - by Bunmi Laditan (Paperback)

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  • From the bestselling author of Dear God, an irreverent, bracingly honest, and "awfully funny" (The Boston Globe) satirical parenting guide from the Twitter's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.Are you constantly disappointing the toddler in your life?
  • Author(s): Bunmi Laditan
  • 256 Pages
  • Humor, Topic

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From the bestselling author of Dear God, an irreverent, bracingly honest, and "awfully funny" (The Boston Globe) satirical parenting guide from the Twitter's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.Are you constantly disappointing the toddler in your life? Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief? I can't help you with that, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? You will learn: - How time-outs make you look like a fool - Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen - Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN - The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles - That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants The hard-hitting knowledge in The Honest Toddler will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes. Happy reading. You're doing the right thing. For once.



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"How did this get published? Someone please take this child to the park."
Dimensions (Overall): 8.1 Inches (H) x 5.2 Inches (W) x .7 Inches (D)
Weight: .48 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 256
Genre: Humor
Sub-Genre: Topic
Publisher: Scribner Book Company
Theme: Marriage & Family
Format: Paperback
Author: Bunmi Laditan
Language: English
Street Date: April 22, 2014
TCIN: 88059993
UPC: 9781476734774
Item Number (DPCI): 247-34-4818
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.7 inches length x 5.2 inches width x 8.1 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.48 pounds
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