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What You Don't Know about Turning 50 - by P D Witte (Paperback)

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Highlights

  • A funny 50th birthday quiz Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems?
  • About the Author: Phil Witte is a humor writer, cartoonist, and journalist.
  • 128 Pages
  • Humor, Form

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About the Book



This hilarious, irreverent guide to turning 50 provides 101 jokes to initiatethe beginning old-timer. Cartoons.



Book Synopsis



A funny 50th birthday quiz
Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems?
A: Depends.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.



About the Author



Phil Witte is a humor writer, cartoonist, and journalist. His joke books on turning 50 and 60 have sold over 150,000 copies to date. His website is www.philwitte.net.

Steve Mark is an illustrator from Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Dimensions (Overall): 5.9 Inches (H) x 4.3 Inches (W) x .4 Inches (D)
Weight: .2 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 128
Genre: Humor
Sub-Genre: Form
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Theme: Jokes & Riddles
Format: Paperback
Author: P D Witte
Language: English
Street Date: November 1, 1999
TCIN: 1003739053
UPC: 9780671317737
Item Number (DPCI): 247-10-5210
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.4 inches length x 4.3 inches width x 5.9 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.2 pounds
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