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Bored of the Rings (Paperback) by Henry N. Beard

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About the Book



Includes a new "boreword" by the author.



Book Synopsis



First published in 1969, the New York Times bestseller Bored of the Rings is back--and just in time for the major motion picture release of The Hobbit. This classic parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's fictional universe is a timeless comedic masterpiece.

The classic parody of The Lord of the Rings is back! With a brand-new "boreword" by Henry Beard.

The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.

The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.

If broken or busted, it cannot be remade

If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid).

It's up to Boggie Frito Bugger and his band of misfits--including inept wizard Goodgulf Grayteeth, halfwit Spam Gangree, twins Moxie and Pepsi, and Arrowroot of Arrowshirt--to carry the Great Ring to Fordor and cast it into the Zazu Pits.

Can they avoid death by hickey tree and escape the dread ballhog? Can the fellowship overcome the narcs and Nozdruls hounding their every move and save Lower Middle Earth once and for all? Yes, of course--this isn't Hamlet, you know.



About The Author



The Harvard Lampoon debuted in February 1876 and is the world's longest continually published humor magazine. The Harvard Lampoon is also the author of Nightlight and The Hunger Pains. Visit HarvardLampoon.com.
Dimensions (Overall): 7.9 Inches (H) x 5.2 Inches (W) x .6 Inches (D)
Weight: .35 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 160
Genre: Humor
Sub-Genre: Form / Parodies, Form / Jokes + Riddles, General
Publisher: Gallery Books
Format: Paperback
Author: Henry N. Beard
Language: English
Street Date: October 30, 2012
TCIN: 14280592
UPC: 9781451672664
Item Number (DPCI): 059-04-3965
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 8 inches length x 5.3 inches width x 0.4 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 1 pounds
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1.0 out of 5 stars with 2 reviews
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Absolute Garbage

1 out of 5 stars
Thumbs down graphic, would not recommend
Jimmy - 10 years ago
Worst book ever. Don't even bother.
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1 out of 5 stars
Gygax - 11 years ago
Makes good toilet paper!
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