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Crazy Dog T-Shirts I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You Necktie Funny Ties Mens Novelty Neckties Nerdy Tie

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Crazy Dog T-Shirts I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You Necktie Funny Ties Mens Novelty Neckties Nerdy Tie - 1 of 4
$13.49 sale price when purchased online
$17.99 list price
Target Online store #3991

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  • Hilarious Crayon Tie with Sarcastic Quote: Features colorful crayon graphics and bold text that reads I Do Not Have the Time or the Crayons to Explain This to You perfect for humor lovers and statement makers.
  • Perfect Gag Gift for Teachers or Nerdy Dads: Whether for coworkers, teachers, or smart aleck friends, this novelty tie makes a memorable birthday, office party, or white elephant gift for the sarcastically inclined.
  • One Size Fits Most with Easy Knot Style: Made from lightweight polyester with a tapered end that ties easily into any classic knot, this funny tie offers comfort and eye-catching style for all-day wear.
  • Great for Classrooms and Casual Office Days: Ideal for educators or clever professionals who enjoy wearing a laugh \perfect for casual Fridays, classroom humor, or nerdy costume events.
  • Durable and Designed in the USA: Printed with fade-resistant inks on soft, premium polyester, this necktie delivers long-lasting color and sarcasm that holds up through every laugh and conversation.
The clock is ticking and I have no time to explain this to you! Bring some pizzazz into your professional wardrobe! Crazy Dog’s funny neckties are the perfect choice for office happy hours, conventions, meetings, or any other semi-formal occasion where professionalism and fun meet! Our ties will help you show off your unique sense of humor and your hilarious interests, while keeping your head attached to your shoulders at the same time! Clever, witty jokes, colorful patterns, creative designs, we only make neckties assured to put a smile on the face of everybody who sees it. Your Dad’s New Favorite Tie! Give the gift of fun for Birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or anytime you want to brighten a friend’s day! These make ideal bachelor party gifts so tie one off with your groomsmen with their new favorite necktie. Crazy Dog is family owned so we like to stay close, all of our exciting ties are designed in the USA so you can trust they'll look awesome on dad, grandpa, brother, husband, boyfriend, or fiancee for years to come!
Number of Pieces: 1
Dimensions (Overall): 6 inches (L), 2 inches (W)
Closure Type: Tie
Sizing: Mens
Material: Cotton
Fabric Name: Novelty
Garment Details: Tagless
Care and Cleaning: Machine Wash, Tumble Dry
Battery: No Battery Used
TCIN: 1000007141
UPC: 192704792272
Origin: made in the USA or imported
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Shipping details

Estimated ship dimensions: 6 inches length x 2 inches width x 0.5 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.1 pounds
item ships from third party seller: Crazy Dog T-Shirts, Inc.

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