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Doomed to Die - by Tom Racine (Hardcover)

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  • J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings meets Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies in this darkly satirical illustrated parody of the Tolkien universe: 'A is for Arwen broken by sorrows; B is for Boromir punctured by arrows.
  • Author(s): Tom Racine
  • 96 Pages
  • Fiction + Literature Genres, Fantasy

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J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings meets Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies in this darkly satirical illustrated parody of the Tolkien universe: 'A is for Arwen broken by sorrows; B is for Boromir punctured by arrows. C is for Celebrimbor hung out to dry; D is for Denethor...'

'Stories - frankly, human stories are always about one thing - death. The inevitability of death.' J.R.R. TOLKIEN

A distinguished linguist and scholar, J.R.R. Tolkien is celebrated as the father of the fantasy genre, drawing on his knowledge of legends and folklore to create a new mythology and write the ultimate epic novel. He populated his books with Hobbits, Orcs, Elves, Dragons and Dwarves, but as in all epic tales, there can be only one fate for Mortal Men...

Doomed to Die is a uniquely irreverent glance at the world of Tolkien. It started life as an innocent Inktober project, but somehow grew in the telling to become a book.

Weight: 1.43 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 96
Genre: Fiction + Literature Genres
Sub-Genre: Fantasy
Publisher: William Morrow & Company
Theme: Humorous
Format: Hardcover
Author: Tom Racine
Language: English
Street Date: November 11, 2025
TCIN: 1005334765
UPC: 9780063474420
Item Number (DPCI): 247-32-1738
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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