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Festivus/Seinfeld : Celebration Kit (Paperback)

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Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:

  • 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
  • 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
  • 2 magnets
Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!
Number of Pages: 32
Genre: Performing Arts, Humor, Antiques + Collectibles
Series Title: Miniature Editions
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Perseus Books Group
Language: English
Street Date: October 17, 2017
TCIN: 52197835
UPC: 9780762462360
Item Number (DPCI): 248-43-0697
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$12.95

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Happy Festivus!

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5 out of 5 stars
elizabeth32 9 months ago
verified purchaser
I loved this! The clips from the show that play when the buttons are pushed are awesome! It is small so make sure and look at the measurements, but it’s perfect to put up just about anywhere!see moreof the reviewer's review
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Festival for the Rest of Us

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CS 9 months ago
verified purchaser
Hilarious kit-get the Festivus Season Started! Get the pole out of the box and listen to Frank Costanza's rendition of the history of Festivus!
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