Frankenstein Doesn't Wear Earmuffs! - by John Loren (Hardcover)

About the Book

A young trick-or-treater has the best Frankenstein costume ever...if he can make it out the front door! Every time he tries to set foot into the dark and stormy night, his parents interrupt with yet another warm and cozy addition to his costume. But Frankenstein does not wear floppy boots, or a puffy jacket, or a fanny pack. And he especially doesn't wear earmuffs! Will our young Frankenstein be able to break loose from his bundled layers and have the Halloween of his dreams? Or will he be overcome by the weight of a ghastly fall wardrobe?

Book Synopsis

Nothing ruins the perfect scary costume like a pair of earmuffs! Families will laugh along with this Halloween picture book.

A young trick-or-treater has the best Frankenstein costume
ever...if he can make it out the front door!

Every time he tries to set foot into the dark and stormy
night, his overly concerned parents interrupt with yet another warm and cozy addition to his
costume. But Frankenstein does not wear floppy boots, or a puffy jacket, or a
fanny pack. And he especially doesn't wear earmuffs!

Will our young Frankenstein be able to break loose from his
bundled layers and have the Halloween of his dreams?
Don't miss this funny picture book debut from John Loren! Good for sharing along with such favorites as Room on the Broom and The Spooky Wheels on the Bus.

Review Quotes

"Loren doesn't miss a beat in his gleaming picture book debut, synchronizing perky verse with equally hilarious digital art to deliver a genuine Halloween treat..." - Publishers Weekly
"An unusual, funny take on the typical Halloween story...This humorous tale establishes a rollicking pattern [of] holiday-themed rhymes and spooky, painterly illustrations."
- Kirkus Reviews