Here Lie All the Boys Who Broke My Heart - by Emma Simmerman (Paperback)

Book Synopsis

A Good Girl's Guide to Murder meets Tell Me Lies in this binge-worthy debut murder mystery about a college student whose senior year takes a dark turn when her exes start turning up dead...

Every time a guy breaks my heart, I write him a eulogy in my journal. It's kind of my thing--closure through creative mourning. They don't actually die... or, at least, they didn't.

Now? These guys aren't just dead to me, they're dead to everyone. And I'm the prime suspect.

With my senior year at Pembroke College--and my entire future--on the line, I've got no choice but to play detective. Unfortunately, that means teaming up with my long-standing frenemy, Asher, who is insufferable and somehow always there when I need him the least. We bicker, we banter, we occasionally almost hook up, but with the body count rising and my name all over the suspect board, there's no time to get distracted.

Between college parties, messy exes, suspicious deaths, and a murder investigation I never asked to be a part of--one thing's for sure: this is not how I thought my last year would go.

Here's to hoping I can find out who the real killer is... before someone ends up writing my eulogy.

"As bingeable as your favorite Netflix series, Emma Simmerman has managed to spin a story that is both spicy and suspenseful, mixed with humor and heart. Chock-full of witty banter, a messy protagonist you can't help but root for, and an intriguing mystery at the center of it all, HERE LIE ALL THE BOYS WHO BROKE MY HEART is one seriously entertaining debut." -- Stacy Willingham, New York Times bestselling author of Forget Me Not

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"As bingeable as your favorite Netflix series, Emma Simmerman has managed to spin a story that is both spicy and suspenseful, mixed with humor and heart. Chock-full of witty banter, a messy protagonist you can't help but root for, and an intriguing mystery at the center of it all, HERE LIE ALL THE BOYS WHO BROKE MY HEART is one seriously entertaining debut." -- Stacy Willingham, New York Times bestselling author of Forget Me Not

"What an addictive debut! Fresh, twisty and spicy, Simmerman's clever humour and absorbing mystery blend together to make something utterly bingeable and unputdownable, with the messiest of protagonists you just have to love." -- Sian Gilbert, author of I Did Warn Her

"Come for the wild college nights and bad decisions! Stay for the (literal) rising body count! HERE LIE ALL THE BOYS WHO BROKE MY HEART is twisty, depraved, and totally propulsive. Wicked fun!" -- Mary Pauline Lowry, author of Last Night Was Killer

"Emma Simmerman delivers a wildly entertaining debut filled with messy characters, dark humor, and delicious revenge. From its unique premise to its gasp-inducing end, HERE LIE ALL THE BOYS WHO BROKE MY HEART twists and turns through college relationship politics as it unravels the mystery behind a series of murders all related to the intriguing protagonist. An enjoyable read that you'll fly through in record time." -- Darby Kane, #1 internationally bestselling author