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Patience What You Have When There Are Too Many Witnesses Adult Hoodie Sarcastic Sweatshirt - Crazy Dog Hoodie

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$28.99 sale price when purchased online
$34.99 list price
Target Online store #3991

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Fit & style

  • Warm Winter-Ready Fabric: This black Adult hoodie is crafted with a thick poly/cotton blend that offers cozy warmth and insulation; ideal for cold weather lounging, late-night errands, or layering under jackets during winter months
  • Bold Sarcastic Design: Features a hilarious front print that reads “Patience What You Have When There Are Too Many Witnesses” in distressed white text; great for fans of edgy humor, sarcasm, and clever commentary on self-control
  • Unisex Fit for All Adults: Designed for both men and women with a relaxed fit and ribbed cuffs; this funny hoodie offers comfort and style whether you’re lounging indoors, working in the garage, or heading out on chilly days
  • Fun Gift for Humor Lovers: A popular novelty hoodie for sarcastic adults who enjoy bold jokes and attention-grabbing graphics; makes a funny gift for birthdays, holidays, or bachelor parties during the cold season
  • Durable and Easy to Care: Machine washable and built with reinforced seams for long-lasting wear; the fleece-lined interior keeps you warm while the graphic stays vibrant through repeated washes and daily use
What You Have When There Are Too Many Witnesses At Crazy Dog T Shirts, sarcasm is our first language so we made all of our funny tees, cozy hoodies, fun socks printed with the finest jokes, sarcastic quotes, and movie references. Our witty, sarcastic humor t-shirts are the perfect combination of high-quality and awesome! Soft and comfortable graphic hoodies. A cool gift for men and women. Made with 100% pre-shrunk poly cotton blends, our hoodies are ultra comfortable. Great for casual wear, our mens graphic hooded sweatshirts are sure to be loved and appreciated. Show how much you care with a fun and creative Adult graphic hoodie sweatshirt. Crazy Dog apparel pairs well with a favorite pair of jeans, shorts, or comfy sweatpants. Crazy Dog novelty hoodies are machine washable. Printed with the highest grade ink on state of the art equipment, our merchandise is designed to last and won’t fade over time and will keep you warm. Sarcasm is our science in making funny sayings. Funny hoodies are great for your brother, sister, Mom, Dad, or the rest of the family and make ideal christmas gifts, birthday presents, or any occasion. Stylish and form fitting, this cool shirt is sure to be a favorite. PRODUCT FEATURES; Made in the USA - Poly Cotton Blend - Various Sizes Available - Machine Wash and Dry.

Crazy dog t shirts
ADULT hoodies

Size Body Length (Inches) Chest Width (Inches) Sleeve Length (Inches)
S 26 40 33
M 27 44 34
L 28 48 35
XL 29 52 36
2XL 30 56 37
3XL 31 60 38

All Sizes in Inches Unless Otherwise Stated

Sizing: Adult General Sizing
Material: Cotton
Fit: Casual Fit
Fabric Name: Novelty
Garment Style: Long Sleeve, Pullover
Length: At Waist
Neckline: Hooded
Item Style: Graphic Sweatshirts
Garment Details: Flexible Drawstring, Pre Shrunk
Fabric Weight Type: Midweight Fabric
Theme: Humor
Garment sleeve style: Basic Sleeve
Care and Cleaning: Machine Wash, Tumble Dry
TCIN: 93901645
UPC: 192704757073
Origin: made in the USA or imported
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Shipping details

Estimated ship dimensions: 9 inches length x 9 inches width x 1.5 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 1.25 pounds
item ships from third party seller: Crazy Dog T-Shirts, Inc.

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