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Slickblue Funny Retirement Wood Sign – I Don’t Want To, I’m Retired – Rustic 7x7 Wall Décor, Multiple Color Options

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$38.99 when purchased online
Target Online store #3991

About this item

Highlights

  • Humorous wall sign for retired life vibes
  • 7x7 inch size fits shelves or small spaces
  • Crafted from solid knotty pine wood
  • Rustic style with visible wood character
  • Routed slot on back for wall display
  • Flat edge allows for freestanding setup
  • Available in 10 trending color options
  • Fun gift for retirement parties or coworkers
  • Adds charm to office, den, or entryway

Description

Celebrate the freedom of retirement with a dose of humor. This compact wooden wall sign features the quote:"I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired." Whether it’s for a home office, cozy den, or just a daily reminder to enjoy the slow pace of retired life, this sign brings personality to any space. Crafted from solid knotty pine, each piece highlights the distinct character of the wood—visible knots, slight cracks, and natural grain variations give it a relaxed, worn-in look that pairs well with casual and rustic interiors. Sized at 7x7 inches, it’s easy to hang using the routed slot on the back or simply prop it on a shelf using the flat edge design. With 10 color options to choose from, it’s a thoughtful and funny retirement gift or a conversation starter in your own home.
Dimensions (Overall): 7.0 inches (L), 7.0 inches (W)
Weight: .5 pounds
Art subject: Quote Adage Saying
Color Tone: Black and White
Orientation: Vertical
Material: Pine
Battery: No Battery Used
TCIN: 1004631257
UPC: 610803369220
Origin: made in the USA
WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects or other reproductive harm www.p65warnings.ca.gov
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Shipping details

Estimated ship dimensions: 8 inches length x 8 inches width x 2 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 1 pounds
This item cannot be shipped to the following locations: American Samoa (see also separate entry under AS), Guam (see also separate entry under GU), Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico (see also separate entry under PR), United States Minor Outlying Islands, Virgin Islands, U.S., APO/FPO, Alaska, Hawaii
item ships from third party seller: SlickBlue LLC

Return details

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