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The Quotable A**hole - by Eric Grzymkowski (Paperback)

Name: The Quotable A**hole - by Eric Grzymkowski (Paperback)
Brand: Adams Media Corporation
SKU: 1003270538
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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole.
About the Author: Eric Grzymkowski is a humor writer and aspiring a**hole.
256 Pages
Humor, Form

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About the Book

Readers will find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered. They'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.

Book Synopsis

Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed AliYou won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

About the Author

Eric Grzymkowski is a humor writer and aspiring a**hole. When not writing, he can be found flipping off unsuspecting motorists, cutting in line at the supermarket, and talking on his cell phone at the movies. He lives in MA, where he spends the majority of his time searching for witty comebacks to use in obscure situations.

Specifications

Dimensions (Overall): 8.4 Inches (H) x 5.4 Inches (W) x .7 Inches (D)

Weight: .65 Pounds

Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up

Sub-Genre: Form

Genre: Humor

Number of Pages: 256

Publisher: Adams Media Corporation

Theme: Anecdotes & Quotations

Format: Paperback

Author: Eric Grzymkowski

Language: English

Street Date: October 15, 2011

TCIN: 1003270538

UPC: 9781440525650

Item Number (DPCI): 247-12-2996

Origin: Made in the USA or Imported

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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.7 inches length x 5.4 inches width x 8.4 inches height

Estimated ship weight: 0.65 pounds

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