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We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes - by Patrick Jennings (Paperback)

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  • Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.I am a snake.No, not a rattlesnake.
  • 8-12 Years
  • 7.4" x 5.1" Paperback
  • 144 Pages
  • Juvenile Fiction, Humorous Stories

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Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.

I am a snake.

No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.

One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.

He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it.

Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.

In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.



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I am a snake.

No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.

One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.

He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it.

Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.

In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.

Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.

Dimensions (Overall): 7.4 Inches (H) x 5.1 Inches (W) x .4 Inches (D)
Weight: .25 Pounds
Suggested Age: 8-12 Years
Number of Pages: 144
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
Sub-Genre: Humorous Stories
Publisher: HarperCollins
Format: Paperback
Author: Patrick Jennings
Language: English
Street Date: October 4, 2011
TCIN: 85021751
UPC: 9780060821173
Item Number (DPCI): 247-40-8078
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.4 inches length x 5.1 inches width x 7.4 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.25 pounds
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