About the Book
Bernadette Fox is notorious. To her husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; and to 15-year-old Bee, she is a friend and mom. Then Bernadette disappears. Bee compiles e-mail messages, official documents, and secret correspondence--creating a compulsively readable and touching novel.Book Synopsis
A misanthropic matriarch leaves her eccentric family in crisis when she mysteriously disappears in this whip-smart and divinely funny novel that inspired the movie starring Cate Blanchett (New York Times). Bernadette Fox is notorious. To her Microsoft-guru husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect; and to 15-year-old Bee, she is her best friend and, simply, Mom. Then Bernadette vanishes. It all began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward: a family trip to Antarctica. But Bernadette's intensifying allergy to Seattle -- and people in general -- has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands. A trip to the end of the earth is problematic. To find her mother, Bee compiles email messages, official documents, and secret correspondence -- creating a compulsively readable and surprisingly touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter's role in an absurd world.Review Quotes
[An] engrossing and whip-smart modern epistolary novel...--Stephan Lee, Entertainment Weekly [A] clever story of family dysfunction.--Dailycandy [A] cracklingly smart family dramedy.... [I was] stunned and transported by this extraordinarily powerful and intelligent novel.--Lev Grossman, Time [A] dazzling satire.... One of 2012's most hilarious books.--The Brooklyn Eagle [A] romp of a novel.... Semple...nail[s] Seattle's idiosyncrasies in wickedly funny send-ups.--Barbara Lloyd McMichael, The Bellingham Herald A comedic delight...--Family Circle A hilarious, nasty, heartfelt satire about parenting, privilege, genius, resilience and life in Seattle.--Gillian Flynn on Today A lovely story of a creative lull.--Jessa Crispin, Architect Magazine A powerful mosaic of mental illness, artistic temperament, and family melodrama.... Semple's background in television and comedy... provide[s] the foundation for this subversively funny novel and its all-too-rare blend of humor and heart.... In a time when everything is a version of something else, how extraordinary-and exciting-to read a novel that subverts conventions to create an experience that feels so fresh.--Jeremy Medina, The L Magazine A quirky comic masterpiece...about an irresistibly precocious teen and her awesomely agoraphobic mom.... BERNADETTE is an ingenious, enjoyable, continually surprising farce.--David Hiltbrand, The Philadelphia Inquirer A shrewd yet compassionate portrait of family dysfunction and the volatility of genius in laugh-out-loud, irresistibly high-spirited prose.... WHERE'D YOU GO, BERNADETTEtakes readers on an original and movingly imaginative adventure.--Catherine Straut, Elle A touching and hilarious portrait of the anxiety producing, high powered Seattle lifestyle of a somewhat eccentric family of three (and their dog Ice Cream).... This is a great read, well written and populated by characters you care about deeply.--Ruth Freeman, The Norwalk Citizen A tremendously entertaining work of social satire combined with a mystery that kept me wondering what would happen next right up to the end.--Boing Boing A truly inventive mother-daughter story full of offbeat characters, clever humor and drama both intrapersonal and interpersonal.--Laura Pearson, Time Out Chicago Agoraphobia and Antarctica are among the elements in Maria Semple's terrific novel.--Parade An epistolary novel for the twenty-first century.... Paced like a beach read, BERNADETTEhas a scathing wit and a casual storytelling style that pulls the reader in and forces her to listen.--Capital Times' blog Clever, witty and laugh-out-loud funny. And that's a rare and wonderful thing.--The Minneapolis Star Tribune Comic lines and...fast-paced events.--Nan Willard Cappo, The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Delicious, funny, irreverent, [and] smart...--Minnesota Reads Delightfully droll.... Semple...cuts a wry slice of a life-one that's populated by private school helicopter parents, obsessively eco-conscious neighbors, and green-juice swilling, TED-talking husbands-and one that's sharp enough to make us feel slightly relieved about not having to live anywhere quite so bucolic.--Megan O'Grady, Vogue Fast-paced and compulsively readable...and beneath its nimble storytelling is a resonant exploration of a mother and daughter's unbreakable bond.--Elliott Holt, The Morning News Tournament of Books Few novels will make you laugh aloud the way Semple's satiric take on a disintegrating Seattle family does.--The Charlotte Observer Funniest book since the invention of the printing press.--Gary Shteyngart for Entertainment Weekly I don't even know where to begin with how fantastic it is.... I ate up the Microsoft-obsessed setting and the fabulous, mad-but-not-really Bernadette. Go, get it, thank me later.--Megan Angelo, Glamour.com If wacky, anxiety-prone geniuses are some of your favorite people, then pick up Maria Semple's WHERE'D YOU GO, BERNADETTE to add Bernadette Fox and her family to your list of hilarious companions. Bernadette and company don't mind cursing, so if you do, please be warned. But if not, then you've got a stamped passport to Semple's expertly crafted and rollicking, laugh-till-you-cry adventure that will have you tearing through the pages to find out if Bernadette is gone for good.--Dawn Andrus Paine, Daily Herald (Utah) If Gillian Flynn's Gone Girl represented the dark heart of the summer literature, Maria Semple's...BERNADETTE embodies the sunnier, funnier side.... Semple has a flair for satire and screwball jinks, and she has produced a great gift to avid readers: a book that you never want to finish reading.--Connie Ogle, The Miami Herald In appearance, this may be the perfect beach read to go with your retro bikini. Inside the cover, Semple's novel is funny, suspenseful, multi-faceted, multi-media, and sad, too - spot-on social commentary...--Jen Doll, The Atlantic Wire In her second novel...Semple pieces together a modern-day comic caper full of heart and ingenuity....a compelling composite of a woman's life-and the way she's viewed by the many people who share it. As expected from a writer who has written episodes of Arrested Development, the nuances of mundane interactions are brilliantly captured, and the overarching mystery deepens with each page, until the thoroughly satisfying dénouement.--Publisher's Weekly (Starred Review) Intertwined with the funny stuff is the heartfelt story of a personal crisis of a creative talent who's slipped off the rails... Bernadette's journey is fresh, funny, and thought provoking.--Anne Payne, The Florida Times-Union It's the first epistolary novel I've ever loved, and sharp as hell.--Emma Straub for Salon Maria Semple brings her A game.--Chicago Now Maria Semple dissects the gory complexities of familial dysfunction with a deft and tender hand. WHERE'D YOU GO, BERNADETTE is a triumph of social observation and black comedy by a skillful chronicler of moneyed malaise.--Patrick deWitt, author of The Sisters Brothers Marketed as a beach read, give this to your soccer moms who have come to the realization that maybe they aren't 'all that.' With a Tiffany-blue cover, it's wrapped perfectly!--Michelle Will, The Kitsap Sun One of the big burst-of-oxygen books this year.... clever and inventive but also genuine and heartfelt.--Gillian Flynn for The New York Times' "Inside the List" One of the funniest stories you can read this year.--Donna Liquori, The Albany Times Union Really, really funny.... A novel of refuge if you find yourself, like Bernadette, bogged down by the peskiness of privilege.--Stacey Pavlick, Spectrum Culture Semple paints each character with depth and tenderness while keeping the tone upbeat; no easy feat for a novel about a mother who pulls a disappearing act.--Korina Lopez, USA Today Semple, once a writer for Arrested Development, picks apart the mundane interactions of everyday life with a hilarious hand, and you're sure to be as swept up in this witty, inventive mystery as we were.--Emily Temple, Flavorpill Semple's affecting characters, not-necessarily-nice humor and surprising plot twists make this novel an enchanting ride.--Carolyn Kellogg, Los Angeles Times Semple's ear for satirizing this world is sharp and scathingly funny; she could probably turn her novel into a stand-up act.--Stewart Oksenhorn, The Aspen Times Semple's epistolary novel satirizes Seattle, Microsoft, helicopter parents, the elite, and the overeducated-while revealing truths about family, genius, ambition, and resilience.--Gillian Flynn, GQ Seriously funny and clever.--In Touch Weekly Smart [and] entertaining.--Ihsan Taylor, New York Times Book Review Stands to become a cult favorite.... Like Jane Austen-who set the gold standard for social satire-Semple's most ridiculous characters are convinced that they're the normal ones, and it's wonderful fun to watch as they behave abominably, believing themselves blameless.... Semple has a keen ear for the nuances of different voices, and it's a joy to get to know these people.... Bernadette is...marvelous. Her rants read like the best comedy routines.... It's the rare book that actually deserves the term laugh-out-loud funny, but I found myself reading passages from almost every page to anyone who would listen, even as I could barely articulate the words through my own laughter.--Malena Watrous, San Francisco Chronicle Stunningly astute.... Beyond its ethnographic value as a snapshot of the underlying hypocrisies of the way the top five percent lives now, WYGB delivers at least one knowing chuckle per page in an innovative structure worthy of its own TED Talk.--Christina Spines, Word & Film Sublime...--Frank Bruni, on his blog for The New York Times Tart [and] searingly funny.--Jessica Grose, Fast Company The characters in Where'd You Go, Bernadette may be in real emotional pain, but Semple has the wit and perspective and imagination to make their story hilarious. I tore through this book with heedless pleasure.About The Author
Maria Semple is the author of This One Is Mine and Today Will Be Different. Before turning to fiction, she wrote for Mad About You, Ellen, and Arrested Development. Her writing has appeared in The New Yorker. She lives in Seattle.