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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Reprint) (Paperback) by Chelsea Handler

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Reprint) (Paperback) by Chelsea Handler - 1 of 1
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About the Book



In a word: hilarious. . . . These are some of the funniest stories I have ever read and they're also some of the most unexpectedly heartfelt--Laura Zigman, author of "Animal Husbandry."



Book Synopsis



Welcome to Chelsea Handler's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class.

In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.



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Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer.

-- Jay Leno

Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds.

-- Jennifer Weiner, bestselling author of In Her Shoes

Ms. Handler's style is a friendlier, more workaday version of the haughty self-abasement practiced by Sarah Silverman, leavened by the everywoman spirit of Kathy Griffin...She seems like a cruel queen bee from an expensive college: There's something suspiciously sophisticated about how her jokes line up that suggests the moral austerity of a comic not of [Joan] Rivers's bad-girl school: Tina Fey.

-- New York Times

Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is. She is too clever for words.

-- Liz Smith, New York Post

Dimensions (Overall): 8.54 Inches (H) x 4.96 Inches (W) x .71 Inches (D)
Weight: .49 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 264
Genre: Humor, Psychology, Family + Relationships, Biography + Autobiography
Sub-Genre: Personal Memoirs, Entertainment + Performing Arts, Form / Essays
Publisher: Gallery Books
Format: Paperback
Author: Chelsea Handler
Language: English
Street Date: December 29, 2009
TCIN: 11666658
UPC: 9781416596363
Item Number (DPCI): 059-04-1531
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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