Broccoli Is Trying to Kill Me - by Katie Evans (Hardcover)

About the Book

Although her dad says they are good for her, a young girl knows bettershe is sure the vegetables in the fridge are out to get her, with broccoli being the biggest and baddest of all.

Book Synopsis

It's one girl against an army of vegetables in this hilariously hyperbolic picture book about our leafy green (and red, orange, purple, and yellow) frenemies.

Grownups say they're harmless, but kids know the truth: vegetables are dangerous!

Deep in the dark of the refrigerator, they make their devious plans. Spinach will try to smother you. The radishes are ready to rumble. The kale is clutching cutlery.

And of all the evil veggies, broccoli is the worst. If you let it out of the vegetable drawer, it will attack before you can say "I want mac and cheese instead!" Your dad won't listen, anyway, and hiding under the table won't work, either. There's only one thing left to do...

Take a bite out of this giggle-worthy picture book with whimsical illustrations, perfect for picky eaters and veggie fans alike. Pairs nicely with The Bad Seed and Creepy Carrots.

Review Quotes

Allen's bold and kinetic digital art in fierce colors perfectly suited to adversarial produce with menacing expressions. . . .A funny finicky-eater fantasy.
--Kirkus Reviews

About the Author

Katie Evans is the mother of a vegetable-adverse kid, as well as a former newspaper and magazine writer. Broccoli Is Trying to Kill Me is her picture book debut. She lives with her family in Phoenix, Arizona. Visit her online at https: //authorkatieevans.com/

Savannah Allen is the self-taught author/illustrator of picture book The Nature Journal, which received a starred review from Kirkus Reviews, and the illustrator of the Sprinkles & Swirls young graphic novel series. She lives in Nashville, where you might find her snacking, skateboarding, or soaking in life with three little ones. Visit her online at https: //www.savannahleeallen.com/