Don't Kill the Birthday Girl - by Sandra Beasley (Paperback)

Book Synopsis

A beautifully written and darkly funny journey through the world of the allergic.

Like twelve million other Americans, Sandra Beasley suffers from food allergies. Her allergies--severe and lifelong--include dairy, egg, soy, beef, shrimp, pine nuts, cucumbers, cantaloupe, honeydew, mango, macadamias, pistachios, cashews, swordfish, and mustard. Add to that mold, dust, grass and tree pollen, cigarette smoke, dogs, rabbits, horses, and wool, and it's no wonder Sandra felt she had to live her life as "Allergy Girl." When butter is deadly and eggs can make your throat swell shut, cupcakes and other treats of childhood are out of the question--and so Sandra's mother used to warn guests against a toxic, frosting-tinged kiss with "Don't kill the birthday girl!"

It may seem that such a person is "not really designed to survive," as one blunt nutritionist declared while visiting Sandra's fourth-grade class. But Sandra has not only survived, she's thrived--now an essayist, editor, and award-winning poet, she has learned to navigate a world in which danger can lurk in an unassuming corn chip. Don't Kill the Birthday Girl is her story.

With candor, wit, and a journalist's curiosity, Sandra draws on her own experiences while covering the scientific, cultural, and sociological terrain of allergies. She explains exactly what an allergy is, describes surviving a family reunion in heart-of-Texas beef country with her vegetarian sister, delves into how being allergic has affected her romantic relationships, exposes the dark side of Benadryl, explains how parents can work with schools to protect their allergic children, and details how people with allergies should advocate for themselves in a restaurant.

A compelling mix of memoir, cultural history, and science, Don't Kill the Birthday Girl is mandatory reading for the millions of families navigating the world of allergies--and a not-to-be-missed literary treat for the rest of us.

Review Quotes

"Charming...Beasley is a warm and lively guide to the quirky world of allergies... a vital call to arms for allergy awareness." --Boston Globe

An "honest and amusing medical memoir that's also a patient-written primer on food allergies. This birthday girl doesn't kvetch, though she has every right to. She doesn't consider herself a victim, just someone who has to experience the world differently from the rest of us." --Washington Post

"Beasley shares surprisingly delightful stories about her own fraught relationship with food." --Prevention

"An unself-pitying meditation on what it's like to live without goodies most of us consider essential. What's more, she somehow manages to make the whole thing hilarious." --Self

"This information- and anecdote-filled book will be a welcome antidote to the worries and fears endured by families with food allergies."--Booklist

"Intelligent and witty...enthralling...thoughtful and well-written." --Publishers Weekly

"Award winner Beasley (e.g., Barnard Women Poets) offers a cultural study of living the "allergic life." --Library Journal

"Fascinating...humane and informative." --Kirkus Reviews

"[A] fun read...Beasley is certainly inspiring to anyone who's suffered from allergies or other medical conditions that make you feel like you're on the outside looking in. But her memories of a supportive family who stuck with her through hard times, friends and lovers who accommodated her needs, and her narrative of independence and self-sufficiency will strike a chord with any reader--even those whose gustatory options are endless." --SeriousEats.com

"For readers who suffer from allergies, or care for someone who does, for parents who wonder why they can no longer send their child to school with the American staple, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, or for anyone curious about how Sandra Beasley handles a lifelong challenge successfully, this book is for you. Winning, wise and humorous, you'll think twice when someone says, 'Pass the peanuts.'" --Adriana Trigiani, bestselling author of Don't Sing at the Table

"Sandra Beasley's memoir--so bright and lucid and compelling, so intelligent and affecting--is even more than a gripping tale of living with numerous, potentially deadly allergies. Brilliantly combining her personal narrative with medical research and cultural analyses, Beasley's memoir is ultimately an exploration of how we negotiate our vulnerable, permeable selves in a world that is filled equally with joy and harm." --Richard McCann, author of Mother of Sorrows

"Don't Kill the Birthday Girl is much more than a compelling examination of food allergies--it's a meditation on human fragility. Sandra Beasley has made visible the potential hazards of what so many of us take for granted and moves away from the body's rejection of allergens into the story of what it means to live and love. In sparkling prose, Beasley has written a memoir that becomes a remarkable mélange--undeniably informative, and a real pleasure--both hip and wickedly smart." --Alex Lemon, author of Happy: A Memoir and Fancy Beasts

"Sandra Beasley's book is both hilarious and moving. It's about what it's like to live in fear of hidden parmesan, but it's also about teenage rebellion, romance and George Washington Carver. Recommended for everyone, no matter what their immune system is like." --A.J. Jacobs, author of My Life as an Experiment and The Year of Living Biblically

"Don't Kill The Birthday Girl is a compelling and enlightening exploration of what life is like for someone with life threatening allergies. Thoughtful and witty but most important, educational, this book is a must read for anyone who has or knows someone with severe allergies--which means everyone." --Jill McCorkle, author of Going Away Shoes and Carolina Moon

About the Author

SANDRA BEASLEY is the author of the poetry collections I Was the Jukebox, winner of the 2009 Barnard Women Poets Prize, and Theories of Falling, which won the 2007 New Issues Poetry Prize. Her honors include a DCCAH Individual Artist Fellowship, the Friends of Literature Prize from the Poetry Foundation, and the Maureen Egen Writers Exchange Award from Poets & Writers, Inc. She lives in Washington, D.C., where her prose has been featured in the Washington Post Magazine.