How Not to Become a Little Old Lady - by Mary McHugh (Paperback)

About the Book

McHugh offers up more than 100 pointers of how not to become a little old lady--she reminds readers not to boil vegetables until they are gray, tell boring stories with no point to them, carry a tissue up their sleeve, dye their own hair and think nobody can tell, and more.

Book Synopsis

You can be little, and you can be old, but that doesn't mean you have to become a little old lady.

We've all seen her. She's hunched forward, her blue hair is tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet, she's clutching expired coupons, and she's discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She's a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 m.p.h.

Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember 15-cent McDonald's hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough.

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady(the mini version) is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood, and it's the perfect, lighthearted gift to give women in danger of slipping into those awful little old lady tendencies. The charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman perfectly capture the senior syndrome. Say good-bye to little old ladies who pass off their liver spots as beauty marks and say hello to this fresh and fun gift book.

About the Author

Adrienne Hartman has illustrated many books with Mary McHugh. She also has created illustrations for the New York Public Library, the Greenwich Village Historical Society, and magazines such as Parents and Gourmet.