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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (Mixed media product) by Oatmeal

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About the Book

Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in a hilarious, brilliant offering from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. It presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 15 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes.

Book Synopsis

TheOatmeal.com's most popular cat jokes, including "How to Pet a Kitty" and "The Bobcats," plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious #1 New York Times best seller from Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster!

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A bonus pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

Review Quotes

"Forget zombies. A terrible menace looms: the purring furball. Fortunately, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You reveals the coming kitty apocalypse." (Deirdre Donahue, USA Today)

"The Oatmeal is itself an online sensation and Inman a web comics superstar, making this a surefire winner." (Publishers Weekly)

"The Oatmeal is one of the funniest and most creative sites on the Web. It mixes the absurd with the educational with the silly to get a site that appeals to all ages and types." (The Huffington Post)

About The Author

Brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative, TheOatmeal.com is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 5 million unique page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. TheOatmeal.com is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.
Dimensions (Overall): 9 Inches (H) x 7 Inches (W) x .5 Inches (D)
Weight: 1.1 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 136
Genre: Antiques + Collectibles, Humor, Comics + Graphic Novels
Sub-Genre: Comics, Comics + Cartoons, Form / Cartoons + Comics, Americana, Topic / Animals
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Format: Mixed Media Product
Author: Oatmeal
Language: English
Street Date: January 29, 2013
TCIN: 14274504
UPC: 9781449410247
Item Number (DPCI): 059-04-4402
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 1 inches length x 1 inches width x 1 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 1 pounds
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3.8 out of 5 stars with 4 reviews
100% would recommend
3 recommendations


5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Kel - 11 months ago, Verified purchaser
I bought this for a friend with cats and she loved it! I read it before sending, and I'll probably end up buying my own copy. It's a fun, silly, and hilarious collection of shot comics, funny illustrations, and more about cats. "How to tell if your cat is trying to kill you" is just one of the short comics included. If you're looking for something humorous about cats and their silly behavior, this might be the book for you.
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PURRfectly sPAWt on!

5 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Bananasinpajamas - 5 years ago
I thought this book was a total hoot! You definitely need to have or had cats for it to make you laugh - but any cat owner can relate to many if not most of the analogies of this book. Such a cute coffee table book, and one with a great title.
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Not that funny....

1 out of 5 stars
Thumbs up graphic, would recommend
Daisy - 9 years ago
This book really isn't very cute, entertaining or funny. There were only a couple of pages that actually addressed "How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill you." Wish I had looked at in the store before I ordered it.
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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman, The Oatmeal (Paperback)

4 out of 5 stars
deborah - 10 years ago
Its just the cutest little book to purchase for any feline friend. Cat lovers know just how mysterious these domesticated darlings can be.Sometimes, feeling cuddly and other times downright stand offish. Well, maybe this cute little ditty will help you decipher just what your brooding buddy is thinking while perched in his/her favorite spot.
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