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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant - by Drew Hayes (Paperback)
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Highlights
- Some people are born boring.
- Author(s): Drew Hayes
- 300 Pages
- Fiction + Literature Genres, Humorous
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one.Book Synopsis
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.Dimensions (Overall): 8.0 Inches (H) x 5.25 Inches (W) x .67 Inches (D)
Weight: .76 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Sub-Genre: Humorous
Genre: Fiction + Literature Genres
Number of Pages: 300
Publisher: Reuts Publications
Theme: General
Format: Paperback
Author: Drew Hayes
Language: English
Street Date: August 12, 2014
TCIN: 89706040
UPC: 9780989649995
Item Number (DPCI): 247-02-4981
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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