The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World - (Worst World Works) by Joey Acker (Hardcover)

About the Book

Nameless the Rock is stuck in a ridiculous holiday book with a Yeti and zero festive cheer. A laugh-out-loud story for kids who prefer laughs over life lessons.

Book Synopsis

WARNING: This is the WORST Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World

Jingle bells... this book smells. After surviving the worst and the scariest books in the whole entire world, Nameless the Rock can't catch a break! Now, he's stuck in the WORST Christmas book. Will his holiday spirit be ruined? How can a book about the most magical time of the year possibly be so ridiculous?

So, what makes this Christmas book the worst?

• Nameless gets picked up by the Jingle Bus (which is already off to a bad start)
• He winds up at the South Pole instead of the North Pole
• A Yeti, yes, a Yeti, appears out of nowhere (and not exactly in a good way)
• Holiday confusion with none of the Christmas cheer you expect
• Plus, a Christmas song you might just end up singing... (whether you like it or not!)

Nameless would really rather be anywhere else... preferably not stuck on a bus to the South Pole. But since he is, he's making the best of it (sort of).

• "I didn't know a rock could be so disappointed in Christmas."
• "My kids won't stop reading this. It's perfect for anyone who loves holiday fun without all the usual magic."
• "This book might not save Christmas, but it will definitely make you laugh."

YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE:

• Laugh-out-loud holiday stories
• Christmas books that are a little offbeat
• Talking rocks, an unexpected Yeti, and holiday mix-ups
• Interactive stories that don't take themselves too seriously
• Books that deliver laughs over life lessons
• A Christmas song you can't help but chuckle at

Perfect for:

• Kids ages 3-9
• Beginner and reluctant readers
• Teachers looking for a fun Christmas read-aloud
• Anyone who's ever had a Christmas adventure go awry
• Fans of The Grinch, The Book with No Pictures, How to Catch an Elf, and kids who love silly holiday stories

The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Worst World Works(TM) series-a collection of hilariously unpredictable stories starring Nameless the Rock and his holiday misadventures.

Review Quotes

"The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World by Joey Acker, despite what you may have been led to believe, is a very enjoyable book. Nameless, the main character, doesn't believe that the book will be any good and tries to convince any reader that they should stop reading immediately. When that fails and the person who is reading the book keeps going, Nameless then begins to list the reasons why the book is the worst Christmas book ever: no Santa Claus and no magical train to take him to the North Pole. But then, Nameless is picked up by the Jingle Bus and abandoned at the South Pole, where a yeti lives. Will Nameless ever make it to the North Pole, or is the story doomed to be the worst Christmas book ever?

With humor, great characters, and an interesting plot, The Worst Christmas Book in the Whole Entire World by Joey Acker is a really good book. The story is very funny, and I was giggling before it even began because of the comical copyright page. The story has many funny parts and lines. I really liked the author's version of the song Jingle Bells. The story is made even better with likable characters, particularly Nameless, who seems both genuine and dubious. The plot is interesting, with buses, and Yetis, and a crash landing. The story is very well written, and I liked that it seems as if Nameless is talking to the reader. Cute and expressive pictures, as well as different font sizes and colors, add to the experience. This book is sure to put the reader into the Christmas spirit, and I would definitely recommend it." - Readers' Favorite