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We Do Christmas - by Ezra Elia & Miriam Elia (Hardcover)

We Do Christmas - by  Ezra Elia & Miriam Elia (Hardcover) - 1 of 1
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  • "'Shopping is consumerist rape, '" says Mummy, "'but I really like these shoes.'
  • Author(s): Ezra Elia & Miriam Elia
  • 48 Pages
  • Humor, Form

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"'Shopping is consumerist rape, '" says Mummy, "'but I really like these shoes.'"

The latest in the Dung Beetle Learning series, Mummy, John and Susan are taken on a thrilling Christmas adventure. "Come with me," says Father Christmas, "and I will show you the magic of kindness." "And I will undermine your vicious program of indoctrination," Mummy counters. She then proceeds to strip Christmas of all its magic and meaning, for the benefit of John, Susan and mankind in general. This book will joyfully ruin the Yuletide festival period for children and adults alike.

Dimensions (Overall): 6.8 Inches (H) x 4.4 Inches (W) x .6 Inches (D)
Weight: .25 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 48
Genre: Humor
Sub-Genre: Form
Publisher: Dung Beetle Ltd
Format: Hardcover
Author: Ezra Elia & Miriam Elia
Language: English
Street Date: October 23, 2018
TCIN: 85747733
UPC: 9780992834975
Item Number (DPCI): 247-10-8182
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.6 inches length x 4.4 inches width x 6.8 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.25 pounds
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