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- Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you!
- About the Author: Betty Bowers was named "America's Best Christian" by W.W.J.D. Power & Associates when they determined that she outperformed all other Christians in a nationwide study of the key areas that drive the Lord's satisfaction.
- 176 Pages
- Humor, Topic
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About the Book
Hot from her top-rated humor web site, Betty Bowers is America's most preening pundit, whose crusade to add glamour and a touch of tasteful greed to spirituality continues in a book that offers a sharp satirical look at politics and hellfire--and faultless fashion tips for the notoriously hard-to-shop-for afterlife. Illustrations.Book Synopsis
Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you!In a world of reflected glory and shameless name-dropping, no one can touch America's most puritanical pundit, Betty Bowers. Betty is so close to Jesus, He's given her His loaves and fish recipe. And only Betty knows how many shopping days there are until the Apocalypse. As she is fond of saying: "If God created me in His image, I have more than returned the compliment!"
In Prada and in prayer, Betty has devoted her life to bringing people the Good News: They are going straight to Hell. Thousands have aspired to emulate her joie d'apres vivre by logging on to her popular website, bettybowers.com. But only now, with What Would Betty Do? does she finally reveal her spiritual survival secrets. You'll discover how, come Judgment Day, to be whisked through the 10 Sins or Less express line. But first, you will have to learn how to vote (for God's Own Party, the Republicans), whom to hate (Lie-berals and other non-Baptists), and what to throw (a soirée -- and then a few stones!). "After all," warns Betty, "if Heaven is just going to involve running into all the people you avoided on Earth, what would be the point?"
Unchic? Unsaved? Wavering faith? Wandering hands? A pair of $650 Manolo Blahnik pumps that won't go with anything? No problem! Just ask yourself -- What would Betty do?
About the Author
Betty Bowers was named "America's Best Christian" by W.W.J.D. Power & Associates when they determined that she outperformed all other Christians in a nationwide study of the key areas that drive the Lord's satisfaction.Dimensions (Overall): 8.5 Inches (H) x 7.72 Inches (W) x .46 Inches (D)
Weight: .73 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 176
Genre: Humor
Sub-Genre: Topic
Publisher: Atria Books
Theme: Religion
Format: Paperback
Author: Paul Bradley
Language: English
Street Date: March 5, 2002
TCIN: 1004198870
UPC: 9780743216012
Item Number (DPCI): 247-09-3776
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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