Jennifer Johnson Is Sick of Being Single - (Jennifer Johnson Novel) by Heather McElhatton (Paperback)

About the Book

Approaching 30, single, and still unsatisfied with her career as a copywriter, Jennifer Johnson obsesses about finding a boyfriend, losing weight, and chasing her dream job. In her revealing and raucous story, every thought, flaw, and neurosis is on display.

From the Back Cover

A wicked comedy about the perils of making your dreams come true

Quirky, clever, cubicle-bound Jennifer Johnson is desperate. Everyone around her is getting married, while she's still single and stuck writing ad copy about men's dress socks.

Her life hits crisis level, launching her into a humiliating and painfully hilarious quest to find Prince Charming at any cost. This includes agonizing online dates, diet-clinic cults, drag-queen fights, and a debilitating addiction to Cinnabon icing. When she meets handsome, wealthy Brad Keller, she wonders if he's the answer to all her dreams, or is he just too good to be true?

Darkly funny and outrageously honest, McElhatton's wit shines in this no-holds-barred cautionary tale about getting what you want--and how it can be the worst thing for you.

Review Quotes

"In Pretty Little Mistakes, you're the book's main character, and you'll reach one of more than 150 possible endings based on your decisions. It's just like those Choose Your Own Adventure books from your preteen years--only even more addictive." - Redbook Magazine
"A refreshing twist on classic chick lit by being 150 stories in one." - Playgirl
"Pretty Little Mistakes is like a literary vending machine where you--the main character--choose from 150 succulent endings." - Miami Herald
"This brash and funny novel plays with the form, with a dark, intelligent and wholly unexpected conclusion...Jennifer is uncomfortable, wickedly funny and ultimately likable...." - Minneapolis Star Tribune