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The Diary of a Secret Royal - by Henry Morris (Paperback)

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  • The most scandalous Royal book of the year In a rapidly changing world the Royal Family own swathes of the country, most of the seabed and more money than anyone could ever spend.
  • About the Author: Henry Morris is a personal trainer and rave promoter, and author of the infamous Diary of a Secret Tory MP.
  • 256 Pages
  • Fiction + Literature Genres, Satire

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About the Book



The most scandalous Royal book of the year



Book Synopsis



The most scandalous Royal book of the year

In a rapidly changing world the Royal Family own swathes of the country, most of the seabed and more money than anyone could ever spend. It is the role of the Chamberlain of the NDAs to keep things that way.

From transgressions to successions, travesties to majesties, follow eighteen months in the life of trusted toady Fenton Footlicker Esquire as he takes Queen Elizabeth to rehab, foils a breakout from the Balmoral Labour Camp and runs a counter-espionage unit of royal lookalikes - the Crown Duals.

Fenton knows better than anyone that without the monarchy UK tourism would instantly collapse. Which is why he calls himself the Royal Flush: because he always cleans up the messes his charges leave behind.



Review Quotes




'Henry Morris is incapable of writing a not-brilliant sentence' Caitlin Moran

'Crowns, tiaras and brilliant satire - it's the best of British!' Chris Packham




About the Author



Henry Morris is a personal trainer and rave promoter, and author of the infamous Diary of a Secret Tory MP. He lives in Frogmore Cottage.

Follow him on Twitter @secrettory12

Dimensions (Overall): 7.81 Inches (H) x 5.06 Inches (W) x .63 Inches (D)
Weight: .59 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 256
Genre: Fiction + Literature Genres
Sub-Genre: Satire
Publisher: Mudlark
Format: Paperback
Author: Henry Morris
Language: English
Street Date: September 1, 2025
TCIN: 90921397
UPC: 9780008641818
Item Number (DPCI): 247-07-3855
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.63 inches length x 5.06 inches width x 7.81 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.595 pounds
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