The Woman Who Is Always Tan and Has a Flat Stomach - by Lauren Allison & Lisa Perry (Paperback)

About the Book

Allison and Perry take on soccer moms, video dads, rabid gardeners, and grating couples in this collection of short, punchy essays. Less-than-perfect moms and dads everywhere will be sure to relate to the authors' portraits of the most annoying people around.

Book Synopsis

In this laugh-out-loud compendium, Lauren Allison and Lisa Perry take on soccer moms, video dads, rabid gardeners, and grating couples in a collection of short, punchy essays.

You know that overprotective PTA mom who needs to be resuscitated after she finds out you fed her son a hotdog? Or that couple who sends out the annual holiday letter about how their little Timmy came up with an alternative to fossil fuels while you're proud of simply replacing the lint catcher in your dryer once a year?

Less-than-perfect moms and dads everywhere will be sure to relate to the authors' portraits of the most annoying people around!

Review Quotes

"Plenty of gut-busting fun . . . sardonic, Sedaris-like essays."--Kirkus

About the Author

Lisa Perry has been a practicing clinical psychologist for the past eighteen years. She presents seminars on humor and creativity to women's groups, businesses, and corporations.

Lauren Allison is a successful businesswoman with years of experience in speaking to businesses and organizations.

They teamed up in 2003 to provide entertaining seminars to women's groups across the country.