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What I'd Say to the Martians - by Jack Handey (Hardcover)

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  • Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches.
  • About the Author: Jack Handey's bestselling books include the Deep Thoughts series, What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats, and Fuzzy Memories.
  • 192 Pages
  • Humor, Form

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About the Book



The bestselling author of "Deep Thoughts" returns with a new collection of wacky musings and hilarious ramblings.



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Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.



About the Author



Jack Handey's bestselling books include the Deep Thoughts series, What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats, and Fuzzy Memories. Jack's writing for Saturday Night Live is known worldwide. He has won two Emmy Awards and a Writers Guild of America Award, and his humor has been published in the New Yorker, Playboy, and National Lampoon. Jack's quotations recently appeared in his own line of American Greetings cards.
Dimensions (Overall): 7.78 Inches (H) x 5.38 Inches (W) x .66 Inches (D)
Weight: .7 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 192
Genre: Humor
Sub-Genre: Form
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Theme: Essays
Format: Hardcover
Author: Jack Handey
Language: English
Street Date: April 8, 2008
TCIN: 81589470
UPC: 9781401322663
Item Number (DPCI): 247-05-9893
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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