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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning - by Celia Rivenbark (Paperback)

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About the Book



From the author of the bestselling classics "We're Just Like You, Only Prettier," and "Bless Your Heart, Tramp," comes a collection of essays covering a variety of hilarious topics.



Book Synopsis



From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

- Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

- How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

- Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

- Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

- Airlines serving up one hot mess

- Action figure Jesus

- Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

- And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.



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"Rivenbark's latest outing is a fantastic book that will keep you laughing at the minutiae of the world outside while giving you time to reflect on your own life." --Book Reporter

"...one of those books that makes you laugh out loud and possibly even snort soda through your nose!" --Booking Mama




About the Author



Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; and Belle Weather. We're Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house "with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats." She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.

Dimensions (Overall): 8.24 Inches (H) x 6.54 Inches (W) x .68 Inches (D)
Weight: .52 Pounds
Suggested Age: 22 Years and Up
Number of Pages: 256
Genre: Humor
Sub-Genre: Form
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Theme: Essays
Format: Paperback
Author: Celia Rivenbark
Language: English
Street Date: September 14, 2010
TCIN: 12896674
UPC: 9780312363024
Item Number (DPCI): 248-52-6842
Origin: Made in the USA or Imported
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Estimated ship dimensions: 0.68 inches length x 6.54 inches width x 8.24 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 0.52 pounds
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