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Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog - by Jeremy Clarkson (Paperback)
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- Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm, featuring gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.
- About the Author: Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser.
- 320 Pages
- Biography + Autobiography, Personal Memoirs
- Series Name: Diddly Squat
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Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm, featuring gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.
"Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion." -- Irish Times
Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and best-laid plans gone awry--Jeremy Clarkson's farm truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
As one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn't believe Jeremy could really be that incompetent.
Never one to be discouraged, our hero decides to channel his entrepreneurial flair into a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, The Farmer's Dog opens its doors.
All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling--the perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat.
What could possibly go wrong?
Besides the toilets packing up and the electricity running out, of course. As the Cotswolds' newest publican quickly learns, there's a lot more to running a pub than pulling pints.
Luckily, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to help him muddle through--especially now that his doctor has advised him to become a "vegetablist."
*Along with the rest of China, apparently.
Praise for Clarkson's Farm
"The best thing Clarkson's done... It pains me to say this." -- The Guardian "Shockingly hopeful." -- The Independent "Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likable here." -- The Telegraph "Quite lovely." -- The Times
About the Author
Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.
