This Book Is Not Good for You - (Secret) by Pseudonymous Bosch (Paperback)

About the Book

Cass's mom has been kidnapped by the evil dessert chef and chocolatier, Seor Hugo! The ransom--the legendary tuning fork. Can Cass and Max-Ernest find the magical instrument before it's too late?

Book Synopsis

Between the pages of this book lies the secret to the best-tasting chocolate in all the world. I promise, your taste buds will tingle. Your palette will sing! Oh no, have I accidentally tempted you to read this book? I will warn you, however, the most delicious things are never good for you...and this story is particularly scrumptious!

In this tooth-rotting adventure, Cass's mom has been kidnapped by the evil dessert chef and chocolatier, Señor Hugo! The ransom...the legendary tuning fork. Can Cass and Max-Ernest find the magical instrument before it's too late? Will they discover the evil secret ingredient to Señor Hugo's chocolate success?

If you're tempted, take a taste, but just remember...this book is not good for you.

Review Quotes

Praise for If You're Reading This, It's Too Late:
"Laugh-out-loud funny."--School Library Journal

Praise for The Name of This Book Is Secret:
"Equal parts snarky and delightful."--Booklist

Praise for This Book Is Not Good for You:
"Lemony Snicket-like humor and decoding puzzles through research and handy gizmos...will not disappoint loyal readers."--VOYA

About the Author

Pseudonymous Bosch is the infamously anonymous author of the New York Times bestselling Secret Series and the Bad Books. Despite rumors to the contrary, his books are not actually written by his pet rabbit, Quiche; the rabbit is merely his typist.